albums:
A Golden Age 
It Don't Mean Nothing Without A Name     Two Days in the Dark

Telling Tomorrow From Today     Scenes from Tiny Town
A Golden Age (2008)
The Yawns - A Golden Age

400 Words
1 letter home
400 words
except for the postmark
from somewhere else.

from northwest China
to me in Queens
4 weeks passed
you know what that means

You're on the move.
You miss me so.
You'll write in 3 weeks.
You have to go.

400 Words
and each one blue
400 Words 400 Words

A picure of you
and Chairman Mao
red scarf
sweaty brow

6 more years
and 15 towns
paralyzed skates
and unpaid clowns

The wind carries you
home again
in forceful fits
of the best made plans.

400 Words
and each one blue
400 Words 400 Words

When you recover
from your cruise
minor shift
to pinks from blues.

400 words
and each one pink.
Paradise children
don't have to think.

400 Words
and each one blue
400 Words 400 Words

400 words
and each one blue.
Sincerely yours,
402.

Terry Pendleton
On the last Tuesday of every month,
Mr. Pendleton would deliver our wood
with his faithful companion,
was a hound named, "Biscuit."

But last Tuesday, on an uncommonly
warm October morning,
I met the love of my life.
Beside him, there was no dog.

She was Terry Pendleton, the wood-chopper's daughter.
Looking 'bout just the same as the day her daddy brought her
home from the hospital. I could barely speak at all.
That was the day I fell in love with the wood-chopper's daughter.

She had hair the color of gold
and skin the color of cherry blossoms
just like the one's that fell
when her Pa cut down a cherry tree.

She was Terry Pendleton, the wood-chopper's daughter.
Looking 'bout just the same as the day her daddy brought her
home from the hospital. I could barely speak at all.
That was the day I fell in love with the wood-chopper's daughter.

Number 2
I switch on the TV
Who's talking about me?
I open up the paper,
they're talking 'bout you.

I wrote her a letter;
tried not to upset her.
O, just forget her.

For those who don't know history
it's always a mystery.
My company loves misery.

I wrote her a letter
and tried to upset her.
O, just forget her.

Number 4
One more Saturday wasted in the emergency room.
They're tearing down all the houses on Nelson Street
You're one in a million, one in three thousand.
They're tearing down all the houses on my street.

The Point, the Point,
the Point was lost on you.
The Point
The Point was lost on you.

Daylight Savings Time always get me high.
Climb up a telephone -- whisperlight canvas -- pole.
You're one in a million; one in three thousand, anyway.
They're tearing down all the houses on my street.

The Point, the Point,
the Point was lost on you.
The Point
The Point was lost on you.

Holed Up In Asheville
Been riding the road from Roanoke to Asheville for too long.
Sweet Virginia begs me for a song.
So, I'll write it on a dollar bill and send it home.
One more night Sweet Virginia's on her own.
Write it out on a dollar bill and send it home.
I hope the mailman don't take too long.
Write it out on a dollar bill and send it home.
One more night Sweet Virginia's on her own.

The road between us grows longer by the mile.
That's one more mile that I won't see her smile.
There's too much time to ride this line
till I'll be coming home to her.
There's too much time to ride this line.
When I was younger it was fine.
There's too much time to ride this line
till I'll be coming home to her.

Holed up in Asheville for the night.
Brush my teeth, take a shower, and turn out the light.
Clean towels and bedspreads ain't no substitute for being home.
One more night Sweet Virginia's on her own.
Clean towels and bedspreads ain't no substitute for being home.
Dusty curtains and oil paintings, no.
Clean towels and bedspreads ain't no substitute for being home.
One more night Sweet Virginia's on her own.

It Don't Mean Nothing Without A Name (2007)
The Yawns - It Don't Mean Nothing Without a Name

The House and the Hill
All the way upstate
there's a house and a hill.
When I make my getaway
I probably will
thank God for God
and the moonshine still.

Between the House and the Hill
I can't say what's calling me more
walk outside or stay indoors
welcome to the house and the hill

Three stories on a dead end street
the house and the hill.
The hill's free, the house left to me
in my gramma's will.
You can't buy a thrill
with a dollar bill.

Between the House and the Hill
I can't say what's calling me more
walk outside or stay indoors
welcome to the house and the hill

In the summer when the sun is high
I'll climb up that hill.
In the winter when the wind is dry
I'll wait around until
snow piles up to the window sill.
I'll drink homemade bourbon till I've had my fill.
Then I'll stumble outside the house upon that hill.
How could I leave this place?
I never will.

Between the House and the Hill
I can't say what's calling me more
walk outside or stay indoors
welcome to the house and the hill

Disappear Me
Dear Billy, where you been?
Seems you've gone missing once again.
Though it happens now and then
we get so nervous when
you disappear
into thin air.

Disappear Me
Can't you hear me?
Take me with you
wherever you disappear to.

Sweet Clara, where are you?
Seems you've gone missing, too.
We don't know what to do
when we can't find you.
You disappeared
into thin air.

Disappear Me
Can't you hear me?
Take me with you
wherever you disappear to.

Dear Rose, it's been a year
since you ran away from here.
I know it sounds insincere
but we just need you here.
You disappeared
into thin air.
Disappear Me
Can't you hear me?
Take me with you
wherever you disappear to.

Some Dude Blocked My View (at the 9:30 Club)
There's a hole
where you left.
There's a hole
in front of me.
There's a hole
where you left.
Now, I can't see
Because some dude
took your place
and he's
taller than me.
There's a hole
where you left.
There's a hole
in front of me.
There's a hole
where you left.
Now, I can't see

Move your head.
I can't see.
Move your head.
I can't see.

This Machine
This machine is busted,
broken down, and rusted
out in the snow.
Some kid left it here.
Been outside for half the year.
Damn, it's cold.

This machine is busted,
broken down, and rusted.
The paint chips and greys.
All the colors fade away.

The paint chips and greys.
All the colors fade away.
It's old.

The corner snaps,
the top will crack.
No store is gonna take it back
anymore.

This machine is busted,
broken down, and rusted.
The paint chips and greys.
All the colors fade away.

This machine does no one good.
It doesn't function as it should
no more.

Left for dead among the leaves.
The little kid, he does believe
that it's gone.
This machine is busted,
broken down, and rusted.
The paint chips and greys.
All the colors fade away.

I Will Follow
Another lazy day goes by.
And one more Saturday night.
Time just drifts into the sky.
Another tear left to cry.

Will you go back to where you came?
And I will follow. I will follow.

You find yourself all along.
Spending hours on the phone.
Your plans are completely blown.
Your life no longer your own.

Will you go back to where you came?
And I will folow. I will follow.

You pack your bags, you move away.
Nevermind, I think I'll stay.
But, I'll see you on your way.
Maybe we'll meet again someday.

Will you go back to where you came?
But, I won't follow you.
I won't follow you.

Airwalk
Out of touch and out of money.
Standing in the midst of everybody.
Out of money and out of luck.
Nobody's gonna give a fuck

where you live.
And the way you talk.
And where you walk.

Out of breath and out of touch.
Telling everyone I love you much.
Out of touch and out of friends
Calling everyone to make amends.
Out of friends and out of dough
nobody's gonna even know

where you live.
And the way you talk.
And where you walk.

April Fool
You played the part
that only you could be.
You know it starts
it starts with you and me.
Deep down in your heart
where only you could see

you were the one who laughed
and I was the April Fool.

You tore apart
tore it into two.
The broken heart
that'd do anything for you.
Just when it starts
starts to suck for you.

You were the one who laughed
and I was the April Fool.

It sounds absurd
but I guess it is okay.
The way I heard
you left the other day.
A big big bird
flying flies away.

You were the one who laughed
and I was the April Fool.

Your thousand eyes
staring down from space.
It's no surprise
they threw away the case.
The reason why --
you blew away your face.

You were the one who laughed
and I was the April Fool.

Hundred Dollar Day
I'd pay a hundred dollars
just to see the stars in the sky
and the moon not so bright
in the middle of the night.
And another hundred dollars
to live on this earth
with all of this love.

This is gonna be
a hundred dollar day.
No one's gonna take my hundred dollars away.

I'd pay a hundred dollars
to wake up in the middle of the day
with nowhere to be
and no one to see.
One more hundred dollars
to breathe sweet air
deep in the green.

This is gonna be
a hundred dollar day.
No one's gonna take my hundred dollars away.

I'd pay a hundred dollars
to make it all new.
To never have heard
or seen it before.
I'd give my last hundred dollars
to see it all again.
Heaven is life on earth.

This is gonna be
a hundred dollar day.
No one's gonna take my hundred dollars away.

Taos, NM
Peach season's over
so why am I still here?
Think I'll move to Taos
for the rest of the year.

Out there
I didn't have a care.
It seemed so nice,
but I've only been there twice.

The clouds are falling.
The sky is getting dark.
The night's a-calling.
The sun has lost its spark.

I said I'd leave
before the leaves began to drop.
Your voice calls me
from your snowy mountain, snowy mountaintop.

Out there
I didn't have a care.
It seemed so nice,
but I've only been there twice.

I'd pull up the stakes
and pack up my guitar.
And point my car
to whereever you are.

Peach season's over
so why am I still here?
Think I'll move to Taos
for the rest of the year.

Out there
I didn't have a care.
It seemed so nice,
but I've only been there twice.

Empathetic Thumb II
Do you breathe the same air I breathe?
Do you eat the same food I eat?
Do you drink the same booze I drink?
Do you smoke the same dope I smoke?

If you do, tell me why
you're so far away.

Do you walk down the very same street?
Do you talk the very same speak?
Do you hide from very same freak?
Were you born the very same week?

If you were, tell me why
you're so far away.

Do you feel the way I do?
Can I be as cool as you?
Did you take all that you could take?
Did you make the same exact mistakes?

If you did, tell me why
you're so far away.
If you do, tell me why
you're so far away.

It Don't Mean Nothing Without A Name
I woke up this morning
the luckiest boy alive.
Still deep in the dream
I was in just last night.

It don't mean nothing
without a name.
It don't mean nothing
without a name.

Through rose-colored windows
frost forms on the inside
forming crystalline visions
of the dream I'll be dreaming tonight.

In the morning, I know
she's sleeping somewhere on her own.
By noontime, the clouds
and winds point the way back home.

It don't mean nothing
without a name.
It don't mean nothing
without a name.

The air here is cold and clean
and the backyard bare.
When the night shadows fall
I'll be dreaming of the girl with the reddish-brown hair.

Dreaming is easy,
but sleeping not so much.
It's warm inside,
but not as warm as her touch.

It don't mean nothing
without a name.
It don't mean nothing
without a name.

Two Days in the Dark (2007)
The Yawns - Two Days in the Dark

Empathetic Thumb
When you twitch, I twitch.
When you burn, I burn.
When you moan, I bitch.
When you teach, I learn.

What you feel, I feel.
When you fake, I know what's real.
When you fold, I deal.
When you hide, I will conceal.

When you've won, I'm done.
When you've lost, I'm lost.
If you feel queer, I'm here.
It's all the same for me.

If you need help, I'll help.
When you scream, I'll yell.
You're far too complex for me,
but I just can't help myself.

When you float, I float.
When you sink, I sink.
When you dream, I dream.
When you stink, I stink.

When you die, I will die.
When you go, I will come.
I will always be
your Empathetic Thumb.

Two Days in the Dark
Bloody from defeat
Frozen in the street
Too cold to spread my wings to fly.
A voice from the sky
Calling from on high
Too weak to even say goodbye.

Woe... this tyranny chills me deep down in my bones.
O... come with me now, it is time to go home.

Life in deep freeze
stricken with disease
tears freezing as they fall
Two days in the dark
falling apart
the air too dead to hear my call.

Woe... this tyranny chills me deep down in my bones.
O... come with me now, it is time to go home.

Cold water was bed
buried to my head
it'll be spring when I decay
Frozen in place
awaiting God's grace
finally I will fly away.

Woe... this tyranny chills me deep down in my bones.
O... come with me now, it is time to go home.

We Broke Into Heaven
We broke into heaven.
it wasn't hard to do.
We broken into heaven.
You punched a guard in the chin
kicked another in the shin
and I walked on in.

You ain't one for behaving
and I ain't one for taking names.
Like the time you kicked that dude's teeth out
and let me take the blame.

And I remember the broken hearted
that you left in your wake.
Even the most hardened of men
who had no heart to break.

Riding coattails ain't my stroug suit
but you've got the finest in the town.
You always made it real easy for me
to follow you around.

Now, you're wanted by the authorities
and my association didn't help at all.
It's no wonder they just shot you dead
and made me take the fall.

But they can't take you from me.
If it's the last thing I do.
I'm gonna make my way to heaven's gate
and make the great escape with you.

We broke into heaven.
it wasn't hard to do.
We broken into heaven.
You punched a guard in the chin
kicked another in the shin
and I walked on in.

We broke into heaven.
it wasn't hard to do.
We broken into heaven.
You punched a guard in the chin
kicked another in the shin
with a shit-eating grin
and I walked on in.

Dysfunctional Toe
Bite the rock and break your jaw
like a thousand headaches before.

Pick yourself up off the stoop.
You're on your own this time.

Rescue me from this witchly curse --
the one I've had forever.

When the book is written
and the movie made,
I will sign the check
"Dysfunctional Toe."

Your can of worms is far too large
to keep inside my chest of drawers.

Cure me of this sinking feeling
that I've lost all self-control.

Wrapped inside a piece of felt
at the bottom of your mother's hope chest.

When the book is written
and the movie made,
I will sign the check
"Dysfunctional Toe."


Melissa Molasses
Melissa Molasses with the black-framed glasses
sweet as tonic and gin and sharp as a pin.
Melissa Molasses, you wander aimlessly.
If you stop for a second, we'd get on famously.

Melissa Molasses, give me the time of day.
I struggle for the right words to say.
I shudder and quake like some nervous jerk.
Melissa Molasses, this could really work.

Melissa Molasses, I'll tell you everything.
I'd be your Bobby Riggs. You'd be my Billy Jean King.
Melissa Molasses, you never knew.
That I wrote this song just for you.

Melissa Molasses, give me the time of day.
I struggle for the right words to say.
I shudder and quake like some nervous jerk.
Melissa Molasses, this could really work.

Melissa Molasses, this is such a tiny town.
You're at the top of the list that I keep around.

It Don't Mean Nothing Without A Name
I woke up this morning
the luckiest boy alive.
Still deep in the dream
I was in just last night.

It don't mean nothing
without a name.
It don't mean nothing
without a name.

Through rose-colored windows
frost forms on the inside
forming crystalline visions
of the dream I'll be dreaming tonight.

In the morning, I know
she's sleeping somewhere on her own.
By noontime, the clouds
and winds point the way back home.

It don't mean nothing
without a name.
It don't mean nothing
without a name.

The air here is cold and clean
and the backyard bare.
When the night shadows fall
I'll dreaming of the girl with the reddish-brown hair.

Dreaming is easy,
but sleeping not so much.
It's warm inside,
but not as warm as her touch.

It don't mean nothing
without a name.
It don't mean nothing
without a name.

Airwalk
Out of touch and out of money.
Standing in the midst of everybody.
Out of money and out of luck.
Nobody's gonna give a fuck

where you live.
And the way you talk.
And where you walk.

Out of breath and out of touch.
Telling everyone I love you much.
Out of touch and out of friends
Calling everyone to make amends.
Out of friends and out of dough
nobody's gonna even know

where you live.
And the way you talk.
And where you walk.

Le Car
The Car
The Train
The Bus
The Plane

The Car
The Van
Your Face
Your Hand

The Car
The Van

The Czar
The Plan
The Girl
The Man

The Czar
The Man
You Do
What You Can

The Czar
The Can

Avoid Red Mountain
You best stay clear of Red Mountain.
You best stay clear, I said.
You best stay clear of Red Mountain
or else you'll wind up dead.

There ain't no maps that show Red Mountain.
Where it is is anybody's guess.
There ain't no maps that show Red Mountain.
The best I can tell you is head southwest.

That old trail that leads up Red Mountain
it welcomes you and lets you in.
That old trail that leads down Red Mountain
once you lose sight of it, you won't find it again.

When the sun sets on Red Mountain,
a cold wind blows your way.
When the sun sets on Red Mountain
your lost within one more day.

You best stay clear of Red Mountain.
You best stay clear, I said.
You best stay clear of Red Mountain
or else you'll wind up dead.

Telling Tomorrow from Today (2006)
The Yawns - Telling Tomorrow from Today

Robot Camera
Setting up the aperture;
Dialing in the light.
Fleeting whim and pedigree.

The simple scene coerced by
my mechanical eye.
Flashing lights and dynasties.

Forever, forever, forever

I tend to like the fluffy clouds
and the birds in the sky.
Tweedle-dum and tweedle-dee.

And mountains, two, and rivers, three,
so incredibly high.
It's pretty nice around here.

Forever, forever, forever.

Use Your Inside Voice
Living by watching,
learning by doing,
telling tomorrow from today.

Suddenly catching,
dozily moving,
creature comforts everyday.

There are 53 reasons why,
and 11 reasons why not,
tomorrow's going to be exactly like today.

Salmon-eyed sunrise,
feather-down night clothes,
mystery day guest, flattery calls.

Miscreant neighbor,
awakening nightly,
no one can see when glory abounds.

There are 53 reasons why,
and 11 reasons why not,
tomorrow's going to be exactly like today.

Tidal wave hourglass,
takes one to know one.
you'll never recognize

the lasting vibrations
family wedding
joining up with the atmosphere.

There are 53 reasons why,
and 11 reasons why not,
tomorrow's going to be nothing like today.

Chet Baker
You'll never see
the damage you do to me.
Was it all a dream?

Your face is laughable. Highly photographable.
The thrill is gone. Now we all must move on.
Everyone was waiting just for you.
Everyone was there. Almost me, almost you.

You'll never see
the damage you do to me.
Was it all a dream?

You were always tender, yet apathetic.
You left all of us feeling sympathetic
for our tragic king
with leathery skin and teeth bashed in.

You'll never see
the damage you do to me.
Was it all a dream?

There was never any question that you did achieve
to bear it and wear it all on your sleeve.

Yours
You write it on the inside of your matchbook.
You forget all about it till the next time you look
at all these scraps of paper
strewn across your dashboard,
and you swear that this time is it.

Yours is the best idea.
Yours is the best idea.
Yours is the best idea that I had all day.

You can dream all you want, it won't come true.
That doesn't mean it won't happen for you.
A singular vision
far far away
seven years to the day.

Yours is the best idea.
Yours is the best idea.
Yours is the best idea that I had all day.

This is everyday
for someone.
And there's something for everyone.

Yours is the best idea.
Yours is the best idea.
Yours is the best idea that I had all day.

Lay Me Down in Fern Valley
Alone doesn't mean, "I'm lonely,"
when I'm alone with you.
Alone doesn't mean, "I'm lonely,"
when I'm alone with you.

Lay me down in Fern Valley.
Lay me down next to you.
Lay me down in Fern Valley.
My love, just me and you.

Wake me up when the night is over.
Wake me up when the night is through.
Wake me up when the night is over.
Wake me up, make my dreams come true.

Take my hand in Fern Valley.
Take my hand and walk with me.
Take my hand in Fern Valley.
Take my hand, Mon Cheri.

Spend the night in Fern Valley.
Spend the night with me, my love.
Spend the night in Fern Valley.
Spend the night under the stars above.

Alone doesn't mean, "I'm lonely,"
when I'm alone with you.
Alone doesn't mean, "I'm lonely,"
when I'm alone with you.

Rosalee, the Songbird Cries
Rosalee, the songbird cries
far away up in the sky.
Rosalee, the songbird flies
to my love, my love will never die.

It was on an autumn day,
when your papa sent you away.
He said, "Boy, if you were smart,
you'd think with your head and not with your heart."

Rosalee, the songbird cries
far away up in the sky.
Rosalee, the songbird flies
to my love, my love will never die.

So every day for the next year
I wrote you letters to you, my dear.
But I don't know where you are,
so my letters never got that far.

Rosalee, the songbird cries
far away up in the sky.
Rosalee, the songbird flies
to my love, my love will never die.

I begged your papa to give me a clue
how I could send these letters off to you.
He said, "Boy, by the count of 3,
you best be far away from me."

Rosalee, the songbird cries
far away up in the sky.
Rosalee, the songbird flies
to my love, my love will never die.

Now many years have gone by,
and I'll never understand how
I did your papa wrong.
Instead of letters, I'll send you this song.

Rosalee, the songbird cries
far away up in the sky.
Rosalee, the songbird flies
to my love, my love will never die.

You've got a man and family, too,
while I'll pine away for you.
So I'll whisper every word
of those letters to this here songbird.

When Wednesday Begins to Suck
Monday is the one day
that always seems to come
on the tail of a Sunday
no matter where you're from.

Tuesday is whose day
to fish the dishes from the sink?
Still a mess from the weekend.
Better get another drink.

Well, I can't complain
or feel ashamed.
The feeling has no name
and you feel the same.

Wednesday is my day,
but it never used to suck.
You screwed it up with your cowardice
and my lack of luck.

Thursday is her day,
but you took that from her, too.
You swung your bat for the fences,
but forgot to follow through.

Well, I can't complain
or feel ashamed.
The feeling has no name
and you feel the same.

Friday is everyone's day.
It's the best day of the week.
Dig your heels in, raise your hands up,
watch my technique.

Saturday never mattered anyway.
We never got that far.
When the trouble comes,
you'll find me underneath your car.

Knight in Shoddy Armor
Jane wakes up alone in her bed,
while Paul's asleep on the couch.
Another day to define the bond between them.
He's been hanging out too much.

She nudges him awake from the couch.
"Hit the streets, and find a job.
Buy a suit and a few ties.
Throw away those ratty shoes."

Jane hits the road to work for the day.
She dresses up real nice.
Long blue skirt and a matching cardigan.
Never wear the same thing twice.

She's aware that Paul might sleep all day.
But she still loves him anyway.
He doesn't ask for much from her.
Just some respect at the end of the day.

She's brought him home brand new cotton pants,
matching shirt, and a belt.
He puts them on to appease his loving roommate.
He'd do anything for her.

He spins around to show her how she's done.
Inside he feels like a mess.
She wants him to be someone he is not.
He gets up the nerve to speak his mind.

"I'm your knight in shoddy armor,
and I would do most anything.
But give me back my tattered sweater.
It suits me well and so do you."

Le Car
The Car
The Train
The Bus
The Plane

The Car
The Van
Your Face
Your Hand

The Car
The Van

The Czar
The Plan
The Girl
The Man

The Czar
The Man
You Do
What You Can

The Czar
The Can

On the Phone
I just need something to hold onto
in the middle of the night.
After so many conversations,
you'd think we'd get it right.

I can't do it all alone.
I can't do it on the phone.
I can't do it by myself.
I can't do it all alone.

Sometimes it comes easy.
There's nothing to it.
We just ramble on.
Don't have to think how to do it.

I can't do it all alone.
I can't do it on the phone.
I can't do it by myself.
I can't do it all alone.

If you feel like there's no end in sight,
you know you can call on me.
And if you're feeling overwhelmed,
you know where I'll be.
And if you feel you need to go,
you can just say good-bye.
I think I will understand
no need to explain why.

I can't do it all alone.
I can't do it on the phone.
I can't do it by myself.
I can't do it all alone.

The Big Tickle
Clouds. Oh, fingers.
Sometimes it's like candy.
Sometimes I pretend it's like candy.

Oh, but no one -- to be lonely,
oh, tender loneliness --
I say no one is like candy.

Sandwiches. Fluff.
Oh, the Fluff it touches my knife.
And I swear. I say, "shit," twice.

Oh, but no one -- to be lonely,
oh, tender loneliness --
I say no one is like candy.

Oh, but no one -- to be lonely,
oh, tender loneliness --
I say no one is like candy.
except for maybe Famous Amos.

Respects
Pay your respects for me, one last time.
Before I wash away. Before I wash away.

Scenes from Tiny Town (2005)
Jonathan Epstein - Scenes from Tiny Town

400 Words
1 letter home
400 words
except for the postmark
from somewhere else.

from northwest China
to me in Queens
4 weeks passed
you know what that means

You're on the move.
You miss me so.
You'll write in 3 weeks.
You have to go.

400 Words
and each one blue
400 Words 400 Words

A picure of you
and Chairman Mao
red scarf
sweaty brow

6 more years
and 15 towns
paralyzed skates
and unpaid clowns

The wind carries you
home again
in forceful fits
of the best made plans.

400 Words
and each one blue
400 Words 400 Words

When you recover
from your cruise
minor shift
to pinks from blues.

400 words
and each one pink.
Paradise children
don't have to think.

400 Words
and each one blue
400 Words 400 Words

400 words
and each one blue.
Sincerely yours,
402.


Melissa Molasses
Melissa Molasses with the black-framed glasses
sweet as tonic and gin and sharp as a pin.
Melissa Molasses, you wander aimlessly.
If you stop for a second, we'd get on famously.

Melissa Molasses, give me the time of day.
I struggle for the right words to say.
I shudder and quake like some nervous jerk.
Melissa Molasses, this could really work.

Melissa Molasses, I'll tell you everything.
I'd be your Bobby Riggs. You'd be my Billy Jean King.
Melissa Molasses, you never knew.
That I wrote this song just for you.

Melissa Molasses, give me the time of day.
I struggle for the right words to say.
I shudder and quake like some nervous jerk.
Melissa Molasses, this could really work.

Melissa Molasses, this is such a tiny town.
You're at the top of the list that I keep around.


Cart Race
Maybe someday, I will meet you half way
and we'll take a meeting. but who'll take the minutes?
Maybe someday, I will meet you half way
just name the place. Just not too far.

Maybe you and I could get on the same page.
It's not that hard. Folks do it everyday.

Maybe someday, I will send you a postcard
but you won't read it. My handwriting's so bad.
Maybe someday, I will send you a postcard
from everywhere that I've been, but you changed your address.

Maybe you and I could get on the same page.
It's not that hard. Folks do it everyday.

Maybe someday, I will drag you away
where no one will miss you. Not even your brother.
Maybe someday, I will drag you away
somewhere out of the city. Where no one can find you.

Maybe you and I could get on the same page.
It's not that hard. Folks do it everyday.


Dysfunctional Toe
Bite the rock and break your jaw
like a thousand headaches before.

Pick yourself up off the stoop.
You're on your own this time.

Rescue me from this witchly curse --
the one I've had forever.

When the book is written
and the movie made,
I will sign the check
"Dysfunctional Toe."

Your can of worms is far too large
to keep inside my chest of drawers.

Cure me of this sinking feeling
that I've lost all self-control.

Wrapped inside a piece of felt
at the bottom of your mother's hope chest.

When the book is written
and the movie made,
I will sign the check
"Dysfunctional Toe."


Empathetic Thumb
When you twitch, I twitch.
When you burn, I burn.
When you moan, I bitch.
When you teach, I learn.

What you feel, I feel.
When you fake, I know what's real.
When you fold, I deal.
When you hide, I will conceal.

When you've won, I'm done.
When you've lost, I'm lost.
If you feel queer, I'm here.
It's all the same for me.

If you need help, I'll help.
When you scream, I'll yell.
You're far too complex for me,
but I just can't help myself.

When you float, I float.
When you sink, I sink.
When you dream, I dream.
When you stink, I stink.

When you die, I will die.
When you go, I will come.
I will always be
your Empathetic Thumb.


Day and a Half
I will sing my song for a day and a half
how I'm free at last.
I will sing my song for a day and a half
how I'm free at last.


Apples
Gotta find a place where I can get away.
Hoof it back by foot at the end of every day.
Turn the lights down low and the heat up high.
Forget my cares, lose them all, and the by-and-by.
Pour a drink, raise a glass, let my hair down.
Cozy up to another scene from Tiny Town.

Your dead end is my start.

Tiny Town is the place where I can get away.
Every night feels just like a Saturday.
She's got a black smile and a gentle style.
She's got thoughts that only last a little while.
Gonna set them up and then I'll knock them down.
Turn the page on another scene from Tiny Town.

Your dead end is my start.


Custis
Wunderkind demolition.
Animal dissection.
Mythical derivation.
Overwhelming sensation.
Imaginary cliff-diver.
Cantakerous middle-liner.

Like a stem in the spine of a Humble Pie record.

Miss you blindly never there.
Thankful capacity.
Overheard conversation.
Never-endingly symptomatic.
Office drama emergency.
Walk along the Spout Run Highway.
This vowelless text message.

Like a stem in the spine of a Humble Pie record.

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